Monday, September 15, 2003
Fuzz Inc brings you...
Fuzz's 6 Tips to bring in more smackeroos!
#6: Sell your stuff on Yahoo!Auctions. Only that out of the 700 items im selling, ive only sold 2 and have spent the moolah before you can say whatchamacallit. (thanks shah 4 yer sincere interest on my auction!)
#5: Try babysitting. Only the last time i tried babysitting my twin 5 year old cousins and their 2 year old brother, i ended up almost attempting suicide by jumping off their 3rd storey apartment.
#4: Find a weekend job. I'm trying to, at least. But i swear ill never work at Bata for the rest of my life. By the time i *ahem ahem* RESIGNED from the job on the THIRD day, i had a bad case of rashes (from the dust on the store shelves), overworked pair of legs (from climbing up the two storey shophouse) and fatigue( from the no break 14 hour long job paying only a measly $3.30 per hour- that's chicken shit, in V's words)
#3: Don't spend. At all. That means, home prepared meals brought to school, no shopping, no movies. NOTHING. You dun actually earn, you'll merely save, but it'll work. i tried. For a day.
#2: Get a fucking rich boyfriend. Problem is, where in the goddamnedfuckinghell will i find one? I cant even get a decent, normal-paying boyfriend! Pfuit!
#1: Prostitute yourself. Fuzz's favourite solution (although NOT tried) brainstormed solution provided by V. Fast (although not easy) solution to cold hard cash. INterested parties, please contact a brothel near you!
posted by Fuzzy @ 20:59
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