A little man approached me. He was very fat and very red. He introduced himself as the Devil. He asked me if i would sell him my soul. I said OK. He asked how much money I wanted, but I said he'd have to make me an offer; i didn't know what the going rate for souls was. He said he'd give me two million dollars. It was alot of money. We struck a deal. I can't tell you what life is like without my soul...