Wednesday, February 04, 2004
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
On March 15 2004, if you're strapped for cash. Alone. Hungry. Dehydrated. And there's a mere $4 in your wallet.
Here's what you do.
1.Head to the nearest newsstand, grab a seventeen magazine for $3.90 and flip over to the maveover page.
2. SCREAM because u see your beloved friend (aka Yours Truly!) in it mdeover into alicia keys.
3. Use your last 10 cents and call me up on my mobile phone to tell me how absolutely gorgeous i look, and that i deserve to be on the cover.
YES!!! I WILL BE ON SEVENTEEN APRIL ISSUE!!!!! which will be out in mid march!!! so exciting!!!!
I'll buy a gazillion copies and send it all over the world (yes, tiara, for you too!). Only i cant show it to my parents because
(a) i'm wearing a spagetti-strapped top, and god knows im nott supposed to
(b) they trimmed my brows- being the staunch muslims tt they are, they wont tolerate that.
BUT WHAT THE HECK!!!! I'M GONNA BE IN A MAG!!!! and for the record, the quotes are bull. the girl didnt interview me at all. pfuit! but the intern chick was REALLY nice tho. she's this really sweet chick from vj waiting for her A levels. Coolios!
posted by Fuzzy @ 19:22
monologue.