you gotts a goldmine between your legs
a goldmine between your legs,
no need to be poor in the u.s.a.
you gotta a goldmine between your legs.
hioney why you givin' it away?
we all know them boys'll pay
equal pay for equal labour,
not only love but charge thy neighbour.
no need to be poor in the u.s.a.
you gotta a goldmine between your legs
my momma's broke and all alone
even though she made me a home.
if only she charged dear old dad
momma'd be drivin a shiny jag.
no need to be poor in the u.s.a.
you gotta a goldmine between your legs
does hubby make more money, honey?
wouldn't it be really funny
if he didn't get no fine puss-say
unless he lined your coffers, hey hey
you gotta a goldmine between your legs
no need to be poor in the u.s.a.
goldmine between your legs,
no need to be poor in the u.s.a.
you gotta a goldmine between your legs.
Been MIA. Been busy. Orientation. Ducktours. Hippotours. D&D MC-ing. Stylist for G's shoots.
I can't believe the orientation's in 2 days time. I seriously felt like a proud parent when I watched our video sceening earlier. Of course, up till the point where the sound got screwy. The FMS tee's so Giordano, and the sizes are all weird because I'm wearin an S. Hah.
Working in the committee has benefitted me a whole freakin lot, because not only did I finally get to be in-charge of something again, it filled up my holidays and it also made me a couple of new friends, some of whom I'd never thought I'd click with in a million years. And yes, boy-who-saw-a-ghost-in-the-middle-of-his-room, i'm referring to you. And van, i couldn't have done anything without you. You keep me sane, woman.
I really really really hope everything goes well. I oughtta join FMS Society after this although I'm not heading to a local u. It'll look pretty good on a scholarship application, wouldn't it?
Ok. Now. Don't laugh. I went for an audition at Mediacorp today. For Incredible Tales Series 2. I think the woman liked my acting... well, I had to play a sarcastic bitch, so technically I was being me, so I wasn't really acting.
Then she gave me a script from Incredible Tales series 1, where this woman meets a new neighbour. And her neighbour tells her about the marble-noises she hears at night. Some mumbo jumbo. That was pretty okay too.
Of course, she had to ruin everything and give me a script about this teacher who's very nurturing, soft spoken, shy and polite.
Pfuit.
I'm praying that if I do get a role, I won't have to act as anything close to (a) a maid or, (b) a ghost.
She's still looking for people, so if you think you're mediacorp standard (or better! like me. haha), drop me a line and I'll pass you the details.
So I'm turning legal tomorrow. Big fucken fuck.
Anybody wants to make a Fuzzy?
| How to make a fuzzy |
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts humour
1 part sarcasm |
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom & hyperactivity to taste! Do not overindulge! |
monologue.
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