BOOYAH
It takes perserverence and pure unadultrated dedication to wake up at 6 in the morning after you've hit the sack at 3 to listening to Ja-fucking-Rule and write a review on him.
I've to do an interview with DJ Fantastic Plastic Machine [some Japanese DJ] tonight at the Soundbar. Thanks to Weicong, I came across a site that made me laugh like I've never had before at this ungodly hour of the day.
Super Yoyo [Check out instructions]

Jack Off In Here. Only from 10am to 8pm though.

Fuck Me. Thanks, Please Come Again. [Hahahaha!]
Dick & Uprise. Classic.
Play safe. If you don't know E before the I or the I before the E, add 2 Es!
Sad the Japanese.