Saturday, January 08, 2005
Oh, Momma.
My mom busted my diet by forcefeeding me an entire potato gratin thinggamajig from Delifrance in Suntec while waiting for my brother and my dad.
THE AMOUNT OF CARBS IN THAT THING IS RIDICULOUS!
Anyway, it's amazing how many smelly people you can come across within a mere 20mins. Was at the Library Book Sale at Suntec. One guy stepped on my toes, opened his mouth and said sorry and his breath could knockout the entire Arizonian state!
Excuse me Mister, but this is the 21st century, you know. Mouth hygiene products have been invented. There're called toothbrush, toothpaste, mouth wash and tooth floss.
Tsk.
Of course there are people whose hair stink like muthafucken crazy you'd think they just stuck their entire head in elephant poop at the zoo. I really can't help it if I tower over all your bloody stinking heads, so for the love of God, wash your hair!
Then the ones with the ridiculous body odours. One word - SHOWER. Shower before you go out you stupid annoying stinking fuckheads. Wah lau. If you constantly smell like my baby nephew, then I don't mind you not showering. Otherwise, go get Ginvera Green Tea Shower Gel [I'm convinced it's the best smelling one in the market.], pay $0.50 to get to the nearest public swimming pool and TAKE A FREAKING SHOWER.
Wah lau, I have to take my imaginary Fedora hat lined with Swarovskis off for these people lah. I wouldn't be even be seen in public without washed-and-brushed hair.
[Sera, Groove Amanda and Kings of Convinence are good. I like. 4, 3 and 3.5 in order of file-sending. Haha.]
I'm fucken mad at the fucked up muthafucken cheebye bigwig muthafuckers for the new law. I'm deprived of new songs.
The rich abdominable sibling finally got his Nokia 7620 [i.e.: the one with the 's' thinggie on the keypad]. I still keep using my old S300 despite having redeemed the voucher I got for Xmas for the -ahem ahem- E700A. I can't help it if I find the former so ridiculously sexy.
Jeremy says it's because the antenna sorta looks like a vibrator. Trust Jeremy to say that.
posted by Fuzzy @ 23:57
monologue.
<![CDATA[
<body vlink="#FCFCF1"><script type="text/javascript">
function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) {
if(window.addEventListener) {
window.addEventListener('load',
function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false);
} else {
window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; });
}
}
</script>
<div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div>
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() {
if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) {
gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({
url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/5475657?origin\x3dhttp://fuzzie.blogspot.com',
where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"),
id: "navbar-iframe"
});
}
});
</script><!-- --><div id="b-navbar"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" id="b-logo" title="Go to Blogger.com"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/3/logobar.gif" alt="Blogger" width="80" height="24" /></a><form id="b-search" action="http://www.google.com/search"><div id="b-more"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" id="b-getorpost"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/3/btn_getblog.gif" alt="Get your own blog" width="112" height="15" /></a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/redirect/next_blog.pyra?navBar=true" id="b-next"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/3/btn_nextblog.gif" alt="Next blog" width="72" height="15" /></a></div><div id="b-this"><input type="text" id="b-query" name="q" /><input type="hidden" name="ie" value="UTF-8" /><input type="hidden" name="sitesearch" value="ichigopinkstar.blogspot.com" /><input type="image" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/navbar/3/btn_search.gif" alt="Search" value="Search" id="b-searchbtn" title="Search this blog with Google" /><a href="javascript:BlogThis();" id="b-blogthis">BlogThis!</a></div></form></div><script type="text/javascript"><!--
function BlogThis() {Q='';x=document;y=window;if(x.selection) {Q=x.selection.createRange().text;} else if (y.getSelection) { Q=y.getSelection();} else if (x.getSelection) { Q=x.getSelection();}popw = y.open('http://www.blogger.com/blog_this.pyra?t=' + escape(Q) + '&u=' + escape(location.href) + '&n=' + escape(document.title),'bloggerForm','scrollbars=no,width=475,height=300,top=175,left=75,status=yes,resizable=yes');void(0);}
--></script><div id="space-for-ie"></div><script type="text/javascript">canEdit = new Array();</script><div align="center"><table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" width="626" bgcolor="#6699cc"><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#003366"><tr><td><a href='http://www.blogspot.com/'><img src='http://www.blogblog.com/images/header1.gif' alt='blog*spot' width='146' height='78' border='0'></a></td><td valign="middle" align="center"><script language='JavaScript'>google_ad_client='blogger_468x60';google_ad_width=468;google_ad_height=60;</script><script language='JavaScript' src='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js'></script><br></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></div><script type="text/javascript">canEdit = new Array();</script><div align="center"><table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" width="626" bgcolor="#FF05B0"><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#FF05B0"><tr><td><a href='http://www.blogspot.com/'><img src='http://www.blogblog.com/images/header1.gif' alt='blog*spot' width='146' height='78' border='0'></a></td><td valign="middle" align="center"><script language='JavaScript'>google_ad_client='blogger_468x60';google_ad_width=468;google_ad_height=60;</script><script language='JavaScript' src='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js'></script><br></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></div>
]]>