So it was my birthday yesterday. Birthdays are far too overrated for my liking anyway.
In my supposedly new-found wisdom after turning an entire year older, here is what I have officially concluded:
1. People need to invent sticky tape/ nipple tape/ whachamacallit tape for boobs that don't fucking hurt when you take 'em of.
2. It's extremely comforting to to know that you have a fucking hot sex goddess watching you sleep. Never mind that she's 2D and printed on processed wood.
3. I'm quite bored of the predictability of my existence as it is. I need a life.
4. I think I'll remain a kitty-person for the rest of my life.
5. I really really really like Angelina Jolie.