Wanted: Partner - so I can stay in one of these nights and just watch a DVD, and save some damn money instead of blowing it all on these overpriced ice cream, Virginia Slims and Red Bull and talking inane gibberish at a ridiculous volume and hoping you don't turn out to be a freak and I've wasted a solid hour getting to know you when I could have been tuning blue shirt guy in the corner over there.
Oh, for God's sake, let something happen with us already, I'm quite tired of waiting.